Sorry but this is hilarious
can I take a picture of the moon?
the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry
imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day
that’s exactly what half the people on this site want
oh to be gently picked up and kissed by a giant monster
Sometimes I tell my mom I don’t like something and she goes “No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!” And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes “When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing” and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six
I have a head canon that Sally finds out about butterfly pea flower tea and she’s just v excited for Percy to try it because it’s NATURALLY blue and it’s healthy!!!
If you don’t know what that is, it’s this stuff:
- Sally finds a way to make it just right every time
- So naturally, Percy decides it’s a new go-to
- Will ask everyone to try it because “look, it’s blue and my mom made it.”
- Annabeth just loves that Percy’s a tea guy now
- it’s a little funny to see this tall, messy skater kid walking around with his lil pretty blue water bottle
- Grover very nonchalantly mentions to everyone that lemon changes the color from blue to purple
- Nico decides that this is a challenge
- And he manages to rope Hazel into it
- And then Leo is involved for some reason
- And nothing bad happens obviously but every now and then, there’s a very grumpy Percy walking around with a purple drink in hand
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it’s literally been YEARS since I’ve read any of the Riordanverse books apologies if any of this is just out of character (I miss them and this was the first thing that came to mind when I found out what butterfly pea flower tea was lol)